Thursday, 18 June 2009

Yeast in the Middle East?

On numerous occasions (well, two..) this blog has championed the many merits of that dark, gooey, yeasty confection dubbed 'Marmite'. Great on toast, with roast potatoes or even possibly used as a deodorant, clearly Marmite is a genius invention.

Bearing this in mind, whilst it may be quite late news to many (the concept is nine years old!), we feel it's important to share Marmite's proposed role in the Middle East peace process with you, our intellectual, well-informed readership. One creative chap advising the foreign office has been particularly keen on the idea of our favourite half-crude-oil/half-sandwich-spread mix being promoted for sale round this troubled region. The logic behind this being a lack of zinc makes men irritable and belligerent. Zinc comes in yeast. No-one in the Middle East makes bread with yeast. So obviously give them Marmite!

Sadly despite this profound breakthrough (who could ever need two states, if you've got two slices of toast and some marmite?) the UN have yet to start dropping parcels of Marmite food aid...


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