Tuesday, 23 December 2008

22nd December - Christmas Slapper?

My intentions of an alcohol free conclusion to 2008 came to a premature end last night; clearly countless parallels can be drawn between the futility of this exercise in frugality and the Christmas story as a whole.

A three day abstinence was broken with a Teignworthy Christmas Cracker Ale - judging by the picture of a well endowed but quite indecently dressed young lady on the beer tap, Christmas Slapper might be a more appropriate name. Her skirts probably don't always fall below the knee. The Ale, brewed locally to my Devon hometown, was more or less average - touted as having a long spicy finish, it really just tasted a bit watery.

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